Thursday, April 05, 2007

Babblefish Part Trez

>> Welcome to Babblefish 1.0

>> I am Cyberdyne Systems model 101,..and I am fluent in over 6 billion forms of communication. Which language do you wish to convert?
> Iakaris

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> I am coming up on my 100th post. It took a lot longer to get there than I would've thought when I was unemployed, posting everyday and unaware of the concept of being "too tired to play". Not there yet, but by no means is this spot over and done. As long as I'm reading I still feel like writing (if with less frequency) and as any of your stat counters could tell you, I am definitely still reading.

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>> Hi

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>Just busted from the 400k in a manner befitting how I've been running for over a month. Things just don't seem to work for me anymore. Superior mindset but inferior results. I just realized what many of you have been assuming for weeks/months.
This blog is dead. I am done with poker too. I don't mean it in a dismissive way at all, but for me there's nothing left to gain or prove. I just reread my first post. I should be satisfied; I acheived mediocrity and a couple of times I did indeed escape it. I was going to try to become a cash game specialist, but instead I think I will learn how to play golf this summer. And how to rollerblade. And play with my children even - assuming they still recognize me. Thanks to all for reading and teaching (the latter more than the former), and thanks especially to this guy for showing us all how to save the date via high technology. Low-tech Retards like me have to count on that most fickle of blades: irony. Fermentation at twelve and twelve again should suffice, but knowing my intemperate pen, this may well be it anyway.

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>> April fools

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> So basically I thought it as likely he was betting the killer sets as he was betting like a moron with AK/AQo. As in very mothafuckin unlikely. Potential sin that, but not one of omission. That left hands that I was a true race against given my baby flush and bottom pair. No way did I think I was getting in way ahead. But I did think I was getting exactly what I wanted. 50/50 (almost) for a big early stack.
What did I get instead? JJ for top set. 70 Wil v. 30 moi. nice read on my part no?
'Course I turned the flush to put a nail in our boy's coffin. I think to the table it looked like I called a push on a flush draw, without them noticing I had a pair too giving me 6 more all-important outs against an overpair. Against top set of course they were useless.

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>> I am so pretty.

>> Please enter a word or series of words to convert from Iakaris to English.
>The days since my last post have been somewhat uneven ones, but happily illumination has been at hand when the footing was most uncertain. The days are pressed now in my mind as a microcosm of the entirety of my time off, and the recounting of them seems worthwhile only because years from now I know I will wonder at my mindset during the transition back to my other life.

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>> zzzpppppfffttcrrckkkkllssspt



Blogger jjok said...


why are these still funny......

6:17 AM

Blogger Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said...

That is fucking, a.k.a. do the horizontal mambo, a.k.a. making a salami sandwich, hysterical.

6:52 AM

Blogger mookie99 said...

This is funny...Babblefish is the shit.

7:02 AM

Blogger smokkee said...

Iak IS a babblefish.

7:34 AM

Blogger bayne_s said...

Babblefish is awesome.

8:32 AM

Blogger Fuel55 said...

This is some of you best shit ever dude.

8:46 AM

Blogger TripJax said...

Babblefish Is Golden (Part 3)

10:09 AM

Blogger Iakaris aka I.A.K. said...

Lovin It.

Best one yet you homo.

God I love you.

5:00 PM


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