Friday, February 09, 2007

NSFA Post

Not Suitable for Anyone. Please avert your eyes and go read something else. So I am finally feeling somewhat better after a terrible night. I was so freaking sick. I went to the bathroom.. So I am trying to crap, my head is so stuffed up I can not hear, the room is spinning.. I finally decide to collapse on the floor naked and enjoy the sweet embrace of the cold cold tile. Whoever invented cold floors is a genius! The wife was nice enough to come in and make sure I was not dead. After trying to part me from my new lover: the floor, she finally gave up and went to bed. I finally felt well enough to get up and wipe my ass a few hours later. I crawl into bed. Today. Walla! I can breath! I feel human again! I am still a little sick but I think the worse is over. We shall see.

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7 Comments:

Blogger Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

Feel better man. Got ta get you out to Foxwoods for some more live poker action brotha, you will feel all better in a hurry.

11:30 AM

 
Blogger Fuel55 said...

You never fail to produce a chuckle.

12:17 PM

 
Blogger Mike said...

I think from now on your NSFA posts should never find their way onto your blog.

1:09 PM

 
Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

UMMMMM - Damn - I feel so much closer to you now.

1:18 PM

 
Blogger mookie99 said...

Bird flu again ?? Two years in a row...damn.

2:17 PM

 
Blogger Raveen said...

hahha nice post, hope u feel better though

3:42 PM

 
Blogger DonkeyRoaster said...

Well, eating those cough drops you found on the floor shouldn't have helped.. quit missing the toilet and letting the puddles dry up!

Glad you feel better... and may the weekend get even better.

3:47 PM

 

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