Not Suitable for Anyone. Please avert your eyes and go read something else. So I am finally feeling somewhat better after a terrible night. I was so freaking sick. I went to the bathroom.. So I am trying to crap, my head is so stuffed up I can not hear, the room is spinning.. I finally decide to collapse on the floor naked and enjoy the sweet embrace of the cold cold tile. Whoever invented cold floors is a genius! The wife was nice enough to come in and make sure I was not dead. After trying to part me from my new lover: the floor, she finally gave up and went to bed. I finally felt well enough to get up and wipe my ass a few hours later. I crawl into bed. Today. Walla! I can breath! I feel human again! I am still a little sick but I think the worse is over. We shall see.