I may just..
I may just rant in Haiku forvermore.. like check this one out.
Michael Craig got canned,
Pokerworks has much better writers now,
So long you shit head
Actually ranting in Haiku has a great advantage. Like lets take the Weak Player hand. I could have written a Haiku about him and then he would not have had to get out his calculator and explained why he played so poorly.
Weak Player is bad,
He falls in love with top pair,
Curse my stinking luck
See.. then it is more obtuse and he would not make any comment except shut the fuck up Waffles.. or maybe he would come up with a great Haiku comeback!! BOOYAH!
I could use my powers for good..
Hire my Hottie Girl
Carmen needs a very good job,
She is also very smart
George is a tyrant,
He took away my poker fun,
Fuck you George W Bush
I wonder if I yell Haiku's at the screen if it will cause my luck to get any better.
You moronic fucktard,
Why would you call with that hand,
You are not winning
See how boring my blog becomes when I am not playing poker? pfft. I refuse to buyin again.. even if I could figure out how.. until I have enough to do it right. The year of the Waffles baby.
Netteller you suck,
So what if you are in jail,
I want to play poker
I actually think someone who is smart, has resources, and never wants to step foot in America again could open a pretty successful company catering to gamboolers. They could advertise their playmoney.com site and then direct you to the real site.
Pokerstars I dont know,
Why do you have to go dot com?
It seems very silly
I never understood that. They do commercials and HAVE to say NOT A GAMBLING site but then they can redirect you to one? Weird? How does that circumvent anything? What a fucked up set of laws that caused that to happen. Oh well.. catch you later..