Wednesday, January 24, 2007

How could I play any better..

AA vs QQ - Gypsy Bets. Cowboy re-raises. I push to isolate. Gypsy Folds. Cowboy calls. All in pre-flop. Cowboy sucks out a Queen on the river.
QQ vs A2 (but it was S000ted). Gypsy bets 240. I raise to 480. She pushes. Ace on the flop. Gypsy wins.
A8 s00ted vs K9 S00ted Same S00t. Last 180 chips. River Straight. I am done. - Librarian Wins.

Fucking Mookie can kiss my ass. I have no idea how I could play any better. Yet again I lose. Fucking brutal. Especially since this was within a 5 minute span. I need a frontal lobotomy so I can play as good as other people do. I just do not get it. I mean this is a daily occurrence. What the fuck do I have to do to win. Last week it was a 5%'er to end my night. Why do I even fucking play.

I lost a 95%'er to Cowboy
then an 80%'er to Gypsy
to go out of the mook
and my last crumbs
were a 65%'er pre-flop
thats 235%!!!!
DAMMIT!

[/end rant]
[/begin hysterical sobbing]

10 Comments:

Blogger jjok said...

Actually, it's 240%

So while your spelling is bad, you're math seems pretty bad too.

Sorry about the beats bro. All I can say is better luck next time, because that's just the bad variety you're feeling

8:27 PM

 
Blogger KajaPoker said...

Sorry about the QQ vs AA beat. I actually thought you had Aces and still called. I was trying to give you my chips and failed. I have failed you once again Sir Waffles....

10:30 PM

 
Blogger Miami Don said...

Maybe now you'll be back full-time at the Witchcraft table, or whatever the fuck they call that silly game.

7:35 AM

 
Blogger BrainMc said...

You were getting the back handed bitch slap on those hands for sure. You had me dominated with your hand. I couldn't believe you had the same suits and I still came out on top. I did feel dirty with that win after seeing your cards, but I didn't feel too bad about making the call in the first place given our chipstacks. I gave my best attempt to turn your lucky chips in to a cash, but the voodoo caught up with me later when I got an even uglier beat at the final table.

8:06 AM

 
Blogger BrainMc said...

I forgot to say my original comment which was "I don't think you could have played them any better." Not that it matters much.

8:20 AM

 
Blogger slb159 said...

A2 is gold, remember?

S00ted? Even better!

8:49 AM

 
Blogger Raveen said...

if u need a shoulder to cry on waffles ....dont look at me

10:07 AM

 
Blogger TripJax said...

When are you going to stop getting in good and finally learn that the key is to get it all-in bad. It's fail proof.

Just ask....well....just ask me.

11:04 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I am saving up for a frontal lobotomy so I can play as good as you Trip.

11:12 AM

 
Blogger mookie99 said...

Enjoyed the fun at the 2nd Chance...thanks for playing and congrats on 3rd.

1:06 PM

 

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