Thursday, January 18, 2007

Blogger Haiku Faceoff Royal

JJ and I are fighting over who's Haiku is better.. So why not let everyone judge our ghey Haiku's and also write your own. They do not have to be poker related. I may write some more since I am not playing poker.. anyhow.. here is my Haiku.

donkeys always draw
they are the bane of my life
i hope you all die

thank you.. thank you..

oooh... JJ is talking smack about me..

Waffles is busto
Do you find that surprising?
I do not, do you?

Bring it bitch..

JJ had three girls,
He needed pills to do this,
He is not a man

My sperm is potent,
It makes boys with one quick shot,
I am so macho

Alright.. fun with Haiku's.. love it.. Ok one more..

Duggles does not blog,
He is a freaking ad whore,
Bend over you Ad bitch

Hey, whats a Haiku war without Duggles, right?

7 Comments:

Blogger mookie99 said...

Now this is funny...

NL Haiku

3:25 PM

 
Blogger pokerpeaker said...

Poker is like drugs.
It brings out the worst and best
in all our psyches

3:49 PM

 
Blogger Doog said...

you fucking ass-crack
you must be smoking crack
you have aces? crack!

did you say 'min-raise'?
i will call you every time
my rags flop da nutz

top pair top kicker
is the best hand in the world!
signed, mister donkfish

this haiku battle
is unfairly one-sided
i think i'll stop now

4:36 PM

 
Blogger Matt said...

Thanks for the comment.
Might play next week's Mook, we'll see.
This haiku is gay.

5:56 PM

 
Blogger Schaubs said...

Neteller sucks ass.
I feel bad for the bloggers.
Get out while you can.

Syllable counter
told me Neteller is three.
Google is the shit!

Waffles, this is fun.
Your blog is entertaining.
Keep up the good work.

This comment is Ghey.
Fish hunters anonymous.
Donkalism lives.

9:41 PM

 
Blogger HighOnPoker said...

Actually, you are both disqualified, in my book. A true haiku usually has a word in the third line that denotes or suggests a season. For instance,

Folding is a bore,
Duece-Seven offsuit will do,
Chips snow down from God.

7:55 AM

 
Blogger Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

Slb likes rants.
Even when he's way behind.
King Queen offsuit...Gold!

9:30 AM

 

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