Saturday, September 16, 2006

Online Poker

I could say Online Poker is rigged or it sucks or it is just fucking stupid but I will not. Ahhh fuck that. Fuck you Online Poker. I do not ask much. I know you like to torture me endlessly. Could you let me win one though? I was in the 20/2 PLHE MTT tonight and I got down to 21-left. I then had the following two hands pretty close together. Have QQ. Flop a set. Get bet into. Re-raise. Get Re-Re-Raised push the guy all in for 5K which covers him. He calls. He shows bottom pair GUTSHOT straight draw and well I will not bore you with the results. I hold my shit together and I am able to get it back up to 5K. I then get AA in ep. I raise. We go back and forth. All in pre-flop. He turns up KK. Of course a K hits on the turn and that is it for me. I just do not know what to say. Instead of being a massive chipleader I get fucked after DOMINATING my competition so bad they look like special olympics players. Fuck you all you retards.

5 Comments:

Blogger Iakaris aka I.A.K. said...

Do you need a hug?

You already know this, but as a guy who has completely divested from cash games and SNGs because the only somewhat reliable success he enjoys comes in MTTs, let me remind you - They Suck!

Hours and Hours of trying to be smarter and tougher than the next only to find one of two things - 1. you're not smarter or tougher
2. the universe finds your suffering entertaining.

Everyonce in a while it works out, but between here and there it is agony central. May as well play masochist and enjoy it.

7:40 AM

 
Blogger Raveen said...

i agree with the hug part but I volunteer Iak to give you one cause i dont hug guys......maybe ill make an exception for you though waffles....ps tournies are tough man and they are quite fustrating

8:32 AM

 
Blogger Never-Limp said...

I have a new name for poker - The Dirty Whore!

9:38 AM

 
Anonymous the $25 cha said...

i have noticed that i am seeing higher hands on some poker sites... maybe to bet up the pot for a higher rake?

8:15 PM

 
Blogger Chilly said...

I am sure you never laid a 2 outer or a 6 outer on anyone, right? You always get your money in ahead.

Thats the beauty of a cash game. The donkeys still put it all in with bottom pair and a gutshot, but if the suck out you just reload and go at them again.

7:40 AM

 

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