Monday, October 03, 2005

OMG I am fucking Stupid

ME: OMG! Michele! Guess what happened?
WIFE: What?
ME: Well, normally I play 1/2 and 2/4. So I get a little cocky and decide to put $100 on a 3/6 table. I lost it.
WIFE: Oh.
ME: Yeah, so then I decide to win it all back at a 5/10 table.
WIFE: Okkkaayyy.
ME: So I lost another 250.
WIFE: oh.
ME: SO then I am so fucking pissed off I take my last 460 bucks and put it on a 30/60 table.
WIFE: And you lost your whole bankroll again?
ME: Fuck no! I made 1K in 5 minutes when I flopped a nut flush! BOO YA!
WIFE: Nice!!

So you can see my readers.. I am SO FUCKING STUPID.

10 Comments:

Blogger April said...

You're allowed to do that once. once

And don't fucking lose the 1K. ;)

8:39 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sofa King

We Todd Did

3:44 AM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

Where's Veneno to tell you what a great job you did and what a great player you are?

5:46 AM

 
Blogger doubleas said...

I know you realize your mistake, but come on man. Not the first time you've taken your entire roll to a table.

How are you going to avoid it in the future?

5:47 AM

 
Blogger BadBlood said...

Nice win FWALG....

Now with that out of the way, dude, WTF???

Not to be your mommy or anything, but doubleas has a valid question. Sounds like you stopped playing poker and gambled and won.

God I hate to sound preachy, but you must find something to stop you from doing that when you don't have the bankroll for it.

Anyway, back to the positives. Good luck parlaying that into the right size bankroll for the limits you should be playing at.

GO SOX! :)

6:51 AM

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

I place the over/under at 25 days for the "OMG I LOST MY BANKROLL AGAIN" post.

7:09 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha. Very nice score bro. $30/$60 though? Good god man, $460 is 7.5 BB. You are a lucky bastard. :)

ChiefBigtoke/Gordogg

7:27 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I probably could make more money taking prop bets drizz!

12:09 PM

 
Blogger Veneno said...

I agree with April..ONCE!!!!

Despite your incredible come back. This is not impressive behavior. It will only lead to destruction of your bankroll and perhaps playing poker altogether.

Please find a way to control the tilt monster within you.

Best wishes...

1:29 PM

 
Anonymous kipper said...

You got balls (in a good way I think) but anyway good job and becareful on runs like those they may come back and bite you in the ass.

2:53 PM

 

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