Bend me Over the River
Well Sir River Rape-My-Ass was in rare form tonight. I really got set off and threw away a little more money than I would have if I was not getting killed. It started off well. Aewsome table. Loose and Passive fish calling everything to the river. Except I could not get two cards to play. I then hit a few pots and wow! I was up over 150! Yay! Then I got BAD BEAT up the wazoo. Rivered 5 times in a row including my favorite AA vs 78, with a 7 over 8 boat on the river! What the hell! What the fuck do I need to do to win? Anyway.. Bad night. Tomorrow is another night. Fuck all of you assrapers! I am coming for you tomorrow!