Seriously lifehacker? Step out into
nature to boost your creativity? Fuck you. Have you ever even been out in nature? First off there is this light in the sky thing. I think they call it a star or the sun or something? It fucking burns your eyes. You can not even turn it down! I mean who makes a fucking lighting system without any dimmer switches?
Secondly there are millions of fucking wild animals.. insects, grey furry things, all kinds of dangers.. Bee's trying to stab your face off. How can you relax and boost your creativity when all you are doing is swatting mosquitoes and hoping a fucking bear does not come out and eat you?
Finally there are the silent attackers. You know what I mean? The pollen faeries! Oh my god! These things fly into your eyes and make them water and shoot up your nose making it sniffle and sneeze. The damn things fly down your throat and make you cough and infest your lungs so you can not breath! You end up wheezing worse than
Grouchie fucking a chick without his inhaler.
I always thought lifehacker was for nerds.. obviously they have sold out. Stupid motherfuckers do some research before you post an article. Peace.