Tightie Whities

What the fuck is wrong with undies these days? I mean seriously. When I was a kid they made fruit of the loom to last! I had undies that did not die for 27 years! I still wore them! Now the pair I bought last year is all shredded and falling apart! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I know I have a fucking huge cock but the undies should still survive! Make better products assholes. Peace.

Nerd Shirts

Shelly my favorite althetic, jogger, health nut, blogger suggested cafe press (http://shop.cafepress.com/sheldon) for Sheldon shirts.. I also found the following site with all kinds of shirts from all episodes (http://www.sheldonshirts.com/official5.html).

Big Bang Theory

How have I never seen this show before? It is so funny. Also where can I get the shirts Sheldon wears? I love them. The character is so funny. He reminds me of me a little. Like if you took my eccentric side and multiplied it by 100 that would be Sheldon. Ok.. Maybe only 25.

I laughed so hard when he would not split the dumpling. He is a crazy fuck. I need to watch more of these and get my Sheldon fix. I was LMFAO for real. Peace.

Bullshit

Seriously lifehacker? Step out into nature to boost your creativity? Fuck you. Have you ever even been out in nature? First off there is this light in the sky thing. I think they call it a star or the sun or something? It fucking burns your eyes. You can not even turn it down! I mean who makes a fucking lighting system without any dimmer switches?

Secondly there are millions of fucking wild animals.. insects, grey furry things, all kinds of dangers.. Bee's trying to stab your face off. How can you relax and boost your creativity when all you are doing is swatting mosquitoes and hoping a fucking bear does not come out and eat you?

Finally there are the silent attackers. You know what I mean? The pollen faeries! Oh my god! These things fly into your eyes and make them water and shoot up your nose making it sniffle and sneeze. The damn things fly down your throat and make you cough and infest your lungs so you can not breath! You end up wheezing worse than Grouchie fucking a chick without his inhaler.

I always thought lifehacker was for nerds.. obviously they have sold out. Stupid motherfuckers do some research before you post an article. Peace.

Now Reading

H.P. Lovecraft, Best of. Currently feeling. Crappy. FML. Peace.

Is That Umpah Lumpah?

Did Josie spend the weekend at Heffs mansion? It looks like she is the one in the front.

Wow

Did everyone get hacked by the Acai berry people? Looks like 100 blogs with those posts. It looks like hacked accounts... hmm...

30 Ways TO Make Money

I was reading this article on 30 ways to make money. Sperm donor is out. That thought has always freaked me out.. I mean having little kids running around with your genes... eeeshhh. Medical subject seems right up my alley though!

Doing Stuff

After not doing stuff is kinda draining. I guess taking care of your shit is good though.

Chicks

Are always impressed by your big brain. *flex*